Diet Book Author Calls for New ‘No Food Diet’
August 2nd, 2010 | 
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Today Now! Conversations wіth a diet, thе authors οf thе book thаt many things surprisingly edible whеn уου аrе driven mаd bу hunger аrе shown. More coverage аt: onion. com
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this one was not too funny..mayybe if she was fat they could have pulled off humor..
how did they make her look like this? too much makeup or something?
LOL bowling ball 2,238 calories 21 grams of fat
@randomfan1 thats the point. its supposed to show how fucked up the real world is in a funny way lol XD
I know this video is just for shits and giggles and isn’t real, but I fucking hate all of these stupid ‘weight loss plans’ and screwed up diets that are out in the real world today. Women just need to fucking work out, it’s that simple.
She’s just so happy.
lol shes a friggn stick
@XiseAngel So? Consuming thumbtacks will fill you up all the way to the hospital!
which fucking actress is that skinny person…. thats scary
thw woman host is swmoking hot
@yuyudude1112 press f5 and theyre gone
) no to advertisement!
Lucky for me, I was born with a high metabolism, so I can eat all the TVs I want, but it’s important to kinda cut back and eat the remote instead. Less calories and less of it goes to waste.
DID YOU KNOW?
“Chewing on rocks just three hours a day burns as many calories as doing twnty sit-ups”. rofl
Who’s gonna chew on rocks for three hours? rofl this is hilarious.
This is terrible
Yes good question and good answer!
I hate commercials!! RAHR!
@FMLdoodez That’s a good question…hmm. my guess is that they asked for people in a recovery center, and that the woman agreed for the money, publicity, and because the segment actually discourages anorexia (i.e., she wanted to prevent others from having the same problem) either that or her skinny body was created with special effects
@bbphnix disguise them as a what? ahaha lol
No wonder I’m so overweight! There are 2,000 calories in my stove!
@Ipetratz awww nope, you just beat me to it haha
lmfao this is so making me laugh soooo hard!
i was about to say
“this IS a joke right?”
but then i saw the Onion News Network logo…damn I’m gullible.
“Im happy….I know that Im still fat…..” LMAO she FAT where that freakin aenorexic lady XD
I want to laugh, but this woman looks like she really is anorexic! I’m scared for her. Get her committed now!
@chunkybuckets I was making a joke; your comment – “Shower curtains are 784 calories?! Jesus, no wonder I can’t fit into? my old pants. ” I imagine you were joking, as if you were an anorexic, so I continued on that -saying you were an anorexic trying to get to fit into the pants you were when you were 1 or 2 years old;